$22.00
Vegetables are fine, but let's be honest: they're mostly just a way to get more ranch into your life. These mismatched earrings pair a bag of Cool Ranch chips with a bottle of ranch dressing, which means someone in this relationship has excellent taste and a sodium problem. Tangy, creamy, aggressively snackable. Basically the platonic ideal of junk food.
These earrings didn't get the "matching pair" memo, and honestly, good for them. Each one features 18k gold-gilt and colorful enamel on a featherlight hanging earwire, presented on a matchbook-style gold foil card. Wear one on each ear, or go full party mode and combine them on a double ear piercing.
