$22.00
Some people order pancakes. You order vodka and shrimp before noon. Respect. These mismatched earrings pair a fully loaded Bloody Mary with a shrimp cocktail, celebrating the fine art of turning Sunday brunch into a three-hour affair. Extra olives, extra horseradish, and a cocktail sauce-to-shrimp ratio that would concern most people. The breakfast of champions, if you ask us.
These earrings didn't get the "matching pair" memo, and honestly, good for them. Each one features 18k gold-gilt and colorful enamel on a featherlight hanging earwire, presented on a matchbook-style gold foil card. Wear one on each ear, or go full party mode and combine them on a double ear piercing.
